We interrupt your regularly scheduled internet activities
with this "EMERGENCY" announcement!
The following news flash has just been released by all ISPs
The police are still at the scene of a
VERY serious accident!
Due to wreckless speeding on Inter Net 77
Computer Nerd Joe has been rushed to the local hospital.
Tho it is known that he is an addict,
the doctors have no choice
but prepare him for emergency surgery.
According to reports, the doctors are going to
try to remove his fingers that have
become mangled within the keyboard
and un-attached the mouse.
Once the surgery is complete, he will be placed in "ICU"
(Internet Computer Unit) where he will be under
observation during his recovery.
Earlier reports have confirmed that he behaves
like a crazy, wild, beast when taken away from
his computer. Therefore, the hospital staff has
been advised to take all necessary precautions.
The hospital has reported that their phones are
ringing non-stop. According to our sources,
most of the calls are from Joe's credit card companies.
Seems he's been doing a lot of online shopping
We wish Computer Nerd Joe a speedy recovery
and will now return you to your regularly
scheduled internet activitiy.
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