The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.
all of His commands are user-friendly.
His Directory guides me to the right choices for His
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence
of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the
days of my life, and my file will be merged with His
and saved forever.
Proper Care of
Follow all of these instructions
carefully for error-free floppies!!
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive,
as data can leak out of the disk and corrode
the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes
should be rolled up and stored in pencil
Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed
once a week. Microscopic metal particles
can be removed by waving a powerful magnet
over the surface of the disk. Any stubborn
metallic shavings can be removed with scouring
powder and soap. When waxing the diskettes, make
sure the surface is even. This will allow the
diskette to spin faster, resulting in better
Do not fold diskettes unless they do not fit into
the drive. "Big" diskettes may be folded and used in
"little" disk drives.
Never insert a diskette into the drive upside down.
The data can fall off the surface of the disk and jam
the intricate mechanics of the drive.
Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them
through the xerox machine. If your data is going
to need to be backed up, simply insert two
diskettes into the drive. Whenever you update a
document, the data will be written on both diskettes.
Diskettes should not be inserted or removed from
the drive while the red light is flashing. Doing
so could result in smeared or possibly unreadable
text. Occasionally the red light remains flashing
in what is known as a "hung" or "hooked" state.
If your system is "hooking" you will probably need
to insert a few coins before being allowed access
to the slot.
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